I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
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girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
It's never too late to be topless.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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