I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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