The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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