We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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