Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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