Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
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I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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