Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
The feeling are messing with the penis
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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