whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Come on in and take your pants off
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