Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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