I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Why did my mother make you get naked?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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