I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
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