uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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