Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
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I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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