I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
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I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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