Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
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LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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