all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
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