How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
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Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol