yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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