Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Randomize
