I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
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what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
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Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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