piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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