sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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