you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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