You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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