did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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