Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
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HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
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If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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