Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
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i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
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I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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