this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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