I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
