belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
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