worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
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I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
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The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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