i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
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im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
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God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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