They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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