I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
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Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
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Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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