She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
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It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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