never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
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I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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