Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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