so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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