He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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