so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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