he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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