worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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