I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
