that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
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HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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