six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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