why didn't you poke me back
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
jump out the window naked night went bad
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