i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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