So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
They are going to name an STD after you.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
