rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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