Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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