doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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