He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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