so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
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