I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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