I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
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