Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
high people should be assigned attendants
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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