I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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