TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
