sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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