What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
its liver damage thursday
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